Absurd Auction #4: Don't leave without Steve

This one is for all of you extremely lonely eBayers (of which it appears there are none of, considering no one has bid on his hefty $500 USD starting price).
Although an avid fan of absurd eBay auctions, I have yet to see one quite like this . EBay seller Steveb256 is selling "One day of hanging out with [him]." Apparently, Steven is "not paying for anything. If you want to hang out where [he] live or in nearby Birmingham, AL, there are plenty of things [he] can plan for a day, including but not limited to: golf, some spectacular views from atop "mountains," hiking, bowling, fishing, bike riding, even shopping, or going to the movies. [He] know[s] several great places to eat, and [he]'ll take you to [his] favorite cafe.

Even though this guy seems like one pretty "far-out dude," this auctions easily made my favorite absurd auction of today. Thanks for the laugh XD -- The eBay Fanatic a.k.a B.C. Peterson